Thick Conqueror Tapered Dildo

Thick Conqueror is a tapered dildo cast in platinum-cured silicone: a cone, narrow at the tip and wide at the base, with one raised spiral wound around the whole length. On the XS the tip is 6 cm (2.4 in) around and the widest point 10.8 cm (4.3 in); on the XL, 24 cm (9.4 in) and 35.5 cm (14.0 in). There is no head to pop through and no neck to rest in. Depth is width. However far you push it, that is how wide you are open.

There is no animal behind this one. It is geometry, a cone and a spiral, cast in blue and white. We kept the surface plain on purpose, so what you feel is the width climbing and the spiral turning against you, going in and coming out.

A cone-shaped fantasy dildo with a raised spiral down its full length: narrow tip, wide flared base. It keeps widening the whole way, so the stretch keeps building: each centimeter you take is wider than the last, and the spiral turns against you as it goes, so the fill comes as a slow twist, not a single pop. You pick the width by picking the depth, and you can hold anywhere. If you want a toy to work up on over time, or you are a size queen aiming to bottom out on the XL, this is it. Five sizes, from 11.9 cm (4.7 in) total length and 10.8 cm (4.3 in) around at the widest to 37.5 cm (14.8 in) and 35.5 cm (14.0 in).

• Type: Fantasy dildo, cone-shaped, tapered tip with a full-length spiral
• Material: Platinum-cured silicone, body-safe, phthalate-free
• Design: Narrow tip widening in a straight taper to the base, one continuous spiral wound around the shaft
• Base: Flared base
• Sizes: XS / S / M / L / XL — 11.9 to 37.5 cm (4.7 to 14.8 in)

Rounded to a blunt point, and thin. On the M it is 11.8 cm (4.6 in) around, half of what the same size is at the base. It goes in easy. That is what a cone is for: the first stretch is small enough that your body agrees before you have finished deciding, and the rest of the decision gets made an inch at a time, on your terms.

The shaft widens in a straight line from tip to base, no swell, no narrowing, so depth and width are one decision. Push the M in to the middle and you are taking 20.5 cm (8.1 in) around; push it to the base and you are taking 23.5 cm (9.3 in). Hold anywhere and that is your size for the day. This is why the same piece stays useful long after you can hilt it: the sizes overlap, and the L's tip starts near where the M's base ends. We think this is the honest kind of big. It does not trick you past anything.

One raised spiral, wound from the base to the tip in a single unbroken run. On a straight push it reads as a steady drag, like running your thumb along the thread of a thick wooden screw. Give the shaft a quarter turn as it goes and the drag becomes a twist you feel travel through you. Go slow and you can count the turns. Go fast and it blurs into one long pull. Past that, you will have to find out for yourself.