The Bloom-Parasite Dildo

The Bloom-Parasite is a fantasy dildo cast in platinum-cured silicone, 27.6 cm (10.9 in) long on the S and 46.9 cm (18.5 in) on the XL. The tip is slim, 10 cm (3.9 in) around on the S, and the shaft behind it will bend into a U and spring back. Four swells sit along one side of that shaft. Each is bigger than the one before it, and each pops through on its own.

The shape is a flower bud that has not opened. The tapered tip is the bud itself, and the four swells behind it are set the way bracts climb one side of a stem, which is why they sit off-center instead of ringing the shaft. Plant, not animal. Turn it and the pressure lands somewhere new.

A slim fantasy dildo shaped like a closed flower bud: a tapered tip, then four round swells up one side, each bigger than the last. You take them one at a time, each pops through on its own, so a slow stroke reads as four steps and a fast one blurs them into a flutter. The shaft between them stays thin and bends, so on the longer sizes it follows your curve until you bottom out. If you want to feel full, this is the wrong shape; if you want to count what goes in, it is the right one. Four sizes, from 27.6 cm (10.9 in) long and 17 cm (6.7 in) around at the widest to 46.9 cm (18.5 in) and 30.5 cm (12.0 in).

• Type: Fantasy dildo, flower-bud-inspired, tapered tip with four graduated swells
• Material: Platinum-cured silicone, body-safe, phthalate-free
• Design: Slim tapered shaft with four swells along one side, each larger toward the base
• Base: Suction-cup base, flat disc; sits outside the usable length
• Sizes: S / M / L / XL — 27.6 to 46.9 cm (10.9 to 18.5 in)

A closed bud, tapered to a slim point and split into petals that fold in on themselves. It goes in first and it goes in easy: on the S it is 10 cm (3.9 in) around, thinner than most of what you own. The petals warm through and give a little. Then the first swell arrives, and that is where it starts.

Four of them, up one side, each wider than the last, joined by a narrower stretch of shaft so your body closes again between them. You take the first and it pops. You take the second and it pops wider. By the fourth the stretch is real, and on the way out they run in reverse, four pops in a row. Slow strokes let you count them. Fast strokes pile them into one long shudder, like a knotted cord pulled through a closed fist. Since they sit on one side, a quarter turn moves the pressure to a new wall. Front wall, if that is what you came for.

Thin, and it stays thin: the swells carry the width, the shaft between them does not. That is what lets it go deep. Usable length runs from 25.5 cm (10.0 in) on the S to 44 cm (17.3 in) on the XL, and because it flexes, the long sizes follow your body's bend. Fold it into a U and it springs back. On the L and XL you will bottom out well before the base, so pick by how deep you want to go, not by how much you can take.

A flat disc with a suction cup underneath, wider than the widest swell above it. Press it onto a smooth surface and it holds, which is what the longer sizes are built for: you ride it, and the swells come to you. The disc is 7.8 cm (3.1 in) across on the S and 13.4 cm (5.3 in) on the XL. The XL weighs 1937 g (4.3 lb), so mind where you stick it.