Abyssal Depths Beaded Dildo

Abyssal Depths is a beaded dildo cast in platinum-cured silicone: two beads on one stem, from an XS at 13 cm (5.1 in) and 94 g (3.3 oz) to an M at 24.5 cm (9.6 in) and 672 g (1.5 lb). The silicone runs soft enough that the upper bead gives under a thumb. Going in, that upper bead pops through first, the waist lets you close, then the lower bead opens you a second time, wider. Two events, one stroke.

The crown and the cups come from an octopus: a fringe of short curling fronds at the tip, and a ring of small round cups around the upper bead. The two-bead shape under them is a design choice, not something the animal has. The cups are small and uneven. They press; they do not grip.

A two-bead fantasy dildo: a round upper bead with a short tentacle crown and a ring of small cups, a narrow waist, then a larger lower bead on a wide flat base. The upper bead pops through, the waist lets your body close and hold, and the lower bead stretches you wider than the first did. Left in, it rests at the waist, so it works as a plug too. If this is your first two-bead shape, start at the XS; if you already take something close to 19 cm (7.5 in) around, go S. Three sizes, from 13 cm (5.1 in) total length and 12.8 cm (5.0 in) around at the widest to 24.5 cm (9.6 in) and 25 cm (9.8 in).

• Type: Fantasy dildo, beaded, octopus-inspired, two beads on a narrow waist
• Material: Platinum-cured silicone, body-safe, phthalate-free
• Design: Round upper bead with a tentacle crown and a ring of small cups, narrow waist, larger lower bead
• Base: Wide flat base, hollow; gives when you sit on it, so the toy can stay in
• Sizes: XS / S / M — 13 to 24.5 cm (5.1 to 9.6 in)

The fronds go in first: short, curling, uneven, and they brush past like the tip of a wet paintbrush before anything opens. Then the bead itself, round and full, and that is the first pop, one clean step your body opens for and closes behind. Around the bead's middle sits a ring of small round cups, no two the same size, the octopus part. They do not hold on to anything. As the bead turns they press along your wall in a run of small points, and slow strokes are what bring them out. Go fast and they flatten. You lose them.

The narrowing between the two beads, and why this works as a plug. Once the upper bead is through, your body closes onto the waist and holds, with a bead on each side of the muscle. That is the resting spot. Left there, it stays. On the way out the lower bead passes first, so you get the second pop before the first.

Larger than the upper bead on each size, and the widest point of the toy. This is the stretch that counts. The upper bead has already opened you once, so the lower one arrives on a body that knows the routine, and it still goes wider. Long lines run lengthwise down its surface, and they give a steady drag on the way out where the upper bead gave points. We think the M is a lot of toy. Hilt it on the S first.

Wide, flat, and hollow. It sits wider than the lower bead on each size, so it does the job of a flared base without the flare. Hollow means it gives when you sit on it instead of pressing back, which is what makes it wearable. It is not a suction cup, and it will not stick to a chair. The M weighs 672 g (1.5 lb), and you will know it is there.